Sunday 3 July 2011

This is ridiculous!

This is ridiculous! I can’t stay cooped up here forever. People have been calling, leaving messages. I’ve got a mountain of correspondence to answer. My public needs me!

“Stay in here, Dad”, he told me the minute he got home. “It was awful. I think we should lie low for a while. Best not let anyone know where we are.” Well, enough is enough! Just because he had a bad time while he was away. I need to get out and see what state the place is in. It’s been 2000 years – surely they won’t still want to kill him?